Sep 25, 2005 11:37 PM
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(Updated Sep 25, 2005 11:38 PM)
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HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING: THIS REVIEW MAY CAUSE SEVERE DROOLING, HEART FAILURE FOR THOSE ON PERMANENT DIETS AND SICKNESS FOR THOSE WHO HATE CHOCOLATE!!!
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Dear Diary,
Thats it! New diet starts today! Cancelling out all sorts of junk....chips, pizza, hot dogs, gelatine, sweets....and most importantly, CHOCOLATES!!! I should really have given up chocolates a long time ago. But unfortunately, this is a near impossible task that i'm embarking on! So what, they make me fat? Do I really want to spend the rest of my life wondering about whether i'm fat or not, or enjoying the sweet things in life?
Ok, ok maybe I should cut out the chocolates. They are bad for my teeth, of course. Only, I think i'll allow myself a Mars Bar from time to time! Beautiful caramel, enveloped in a rich chocolatey fudgey sensation, coated with a thin princely layer of dark chocolate. I just need to bite in the let the different flavours blend together and take me away! Leaving you drooling for me, this chocolate bar just can't be cut out of my list! Who can live without it?
Right, right, I know what you're thinking Diary, ''Mars Bar is fair enough but will I be able to cut out all other chocolates?'' I promise you, Diary, I definitely well........except for.....oh well.......Maltesers. After all, theyre only small balls coated in chocolate aren't they? The rich crusty crunchy inside, coated with a thin layer of chocolate....these balls of heaven just melt in your mouth, making you crave for more. Coming in small packets, these chocolates are to die for! So how can I cut them out of my life?
Hmmm, well I suppose, Diary, if i'm having Mars Bars and Maltesers only, I can afford to save the Toblerone from being banished from my cupboard. These chocolates are just asking to be eaten. It would be unfair not to. Hmmm, just thinking of them makes me dream. These chocolates come in triangular chunks stuck together, and they just taste amazing! Very good for eating on flights (i think) and also a great gift for people (hem hem.....ME!), these chocolates play a role in everyday life! How can I live my everyday life without them?
Well, Diary, memories always stay with you wherever you go. Ferrero Rocher were a present i've been receiving every Valentine's Day from my ex-fiance alongside with something bigger. I suppose you recommend I banish them from my life, with every other memory of him....but how can i, Diary? These chocolates are absolutely delicious! Gooey chocolate lies in the middle, of a tasty, crunchy ball. A great taste....a great treat!
And while i'm still on the tack of my diet, last but not least, I cannot banish Galaxy. This chocolate bar sends me to another Galaxy completely. Rich, dark chocolate bars....just chocolate in its purest form. This chocolate is a dream....rich coatings of chocolate swirl around your mouth making you drool for more. Now tell me, Diary, how do you expect me to give up Galaxy?
Hmmmm, well i've come to the end of my entry and my next diet begins from tomorrow. I will cut out all chocolates except for the 5 above which are precious to me. But before I go...........here's some advice!
Goddamn all diets............I am no Saint...........I love chocolate!!!!
Goodnight,
Ankita xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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