5) ANIL KAPOOR - well a guy with some talent, I saw his films like tehzaab, beta, mr india, deewana mastana, judaai, armaan, nayak, rishtey and I must say he is one of the most versatile actors in india today, he can play a range of characters to almost complete perfection and has the ability to make a film with weak script look watchable. he is a tremendous actor and deserves the no.5 spot.
Moving on, lets see who is living at no.4 on bollywood street.
4) SANJAY DUTT - well we often complain how new actors coming in who are the sons of the past bollywood stars go onto the damn screen doing useless crap movies and how we can always act better than. well this guy is not one of them, it seems like brilliant acting can be a genetic thing according to the dutts. well lets look at sunil dutt, well no doubt a quality actor, one of the best of his time.
But then came sanju, hmmm now will this guy be able to match his dads qualities? well little did we know that he doesn't hav his dads qualities, why cos the dude has better qualities.
I must say I was quite impressed with his earlier films like aatish, and saajan, he really knew how to get to the skin of his character, very impressive indeed.
He followed these earlier films with some stunning performances like khalnayak which was without doubt a brilliant movie with a stunning performance from sanjay and probably one of the highlights of his entire career, but of course their was more to come as we saw in vaastav, which was a stunning movie and he really showed that he was made for gangster roles especially after hathyar.
His comic performances were also quite brilliant, although he was good in haseena man jayegi, his best work certainly came in munnabhai, which was one of my favourite comedies in recent years. He was also very good in films like pitah, and kaante which took him to another level but still did make some bad films, but still he deserves his place at no.4. so sanju please keep em comin but avoid please the PLAN to BOOM your career so I won't have to say such bad SHABDs.
So my fellow mouthshut friends who is at number 3
He doesnt have any catchphrases to make you guess. hhmmmm wat clue shud I giv. uhhh. AHA I got it *- #chadi sambhal jatta chadi sambhal hoy, ghirjayengi jatta chadi sambhal hoooy#
Oh crap thats not him that was me telling sardarji not to wear any more chadi's that were specially made for adnan sami.
anyhoooo..... enough of my bizarre stories at no. 3 its;
3)AJAY DEVGAN- as much as I love sanju's acting this guy is surely the tom cruise of bollywood. the first hindi film I ever saw believe it or not was phool aur kaante. what a way to start off for me and him, after amir in qsqt I certainly thought that this was the second best debut performance by any actor, I thought he was good and had the potential to big.
Their?s 14 words that come to mind which are dil kya kare, takshak, gangaajal, zameen, kakhee, kargil, company, the legend of bhagat singh. if you watch these movies you will then know what a brilliant actor this guy has evolved into.
his performance in company was simply shocking and their were no superlatives to describe this guy in the movie, but then came the legend of bhagat singh, which was an out of the world of performance, such was the intensity of his acting that it looked like we were watching baghat singh himself.
in recent years the guy has delivered breathtaking performances, he has played all sorts of roles to a psycho lover to a patriot, gangster and to a abnormal father, he's a brilliant actor who has had a fair share of flops and bad films but he has learnt from these mistakes and is picking movies with decent scripts and is also delivering mindblowing stuff.
keep it up ajay, your on your way to the top hopefully if srk commits suicide (god forbid)
Any way people we're getting to the no.1 but first comes no.2 because no.2 come before no. 1, because 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get it hahahahah im sooooooo smart people.
Anyhoo.. chaliye dekhte he no.2 par kaun hai
PUBLIC OPINION
Kaun khasakta hai yaar,
Pata nahi yaar
Hah hrithik roshan
Eh era ha kya rithik roshan, no.2 to kya no.50 mein voh nahi hai, salla baat karta hai.
Chill guys who else can it be take a guess ? a dangerous game is about to begin?
Danjarus game? *Shaadi karnee hai kya
Okkkaayy at no.2 its'
2) AMITABH BACHAN- now what can you say about this dude, man he reaks of brilliance one of the first few movies that I watched with this guy was hum, and agneepath, I have to say I wasn?t blown away by these two films, but he was very good but whats the fuss about this guy I thought, but then a voice came from above ?eh sale sholay nahi dekhi kya eheheh? bhagwan ap mujhe darshan dehne aye hai, *? me tujhe darshan?
Chal hat sholay ara hi he zee tv pe, baju vale meri puja kar rahe the meri lekin zee tv disconnect!!! Kya bhakt mile mujhe ghar me to tv hai nahi. are va salla Gandhi jisse aap mahatma kehte hai, kehta ha .?TV PROMOTES VIOLENCE, THEREFORE ONE SHOULD NOT WATCH IT, ?.
Okkkkay. So anyway me and GOD were watching sholay, hmmmm known to be a big hit lets watch it. Anyway this is me after watching it ???. Wa??.wowww? and god ?uhuhuhuh I cant believe (sobbing) .. amitabh (snorting) ..died uhuhuh so saaad uhuhuh, vo gabbar salla kitna kabina tha, how cud he dooo theese uhuhuhu? okay but I was completely in awe of this performance, he rocked alongside dharam praji.
I watched more movies with this guys earlier films such as kabhi kabhi, shaan, amar akbar Anthony, deewar, man was he brilliant, at first I thought he was just an overaated actor like srk, but I should slap myself for even thinking that.
He was simply a perfectionist, the king and the shahenshah of bollywood and still is, nothing could match this guy in his days, his expressions, his dialogue delivery, his comic timing, his fiery voice could be matched by nobody, and it was more of the same going into the 90?s, with films like kakhee, baghban, kaante, aankhen, deewar, and the masterpiece ?black?, the guy is no doubt the biggest legend in India.
Keep em comin AB
Hmmm hoos at no.1 Hmmm hoos at no.1
Yes it?s the one only?.
(click) huuh their?s something on my head
KARAN JOHAR: it?s a gun my sexy friend, tumhe patta ke tumhe kya karna hai
ME: No please I cant do it
KARAN:DOOOOO it hahahah. Ooohh u have such nice pecs(feeling me up)
ME:Nahi bhagwan kil ye mujhe chor do, me sab kuch kahoonga lekin bagwan kilye meri izzat mat loot.
(his mobile phone rings)
KARAN:hello hiiii shaaahrukh, my best friend in the whole wide world
ME: ha karan poch gaya na vaha
KARAN: haha kam hojayenge you will be announced as no.1 you r the best aren?t u and im not talking about your acting dirty booy, hehehehhe.
SHAHRUKH: hehehehe vo to hain
KARAN: Accha ab tum kya karahe ho
SHAHRUKH: Are farah kil ye shooting karaha hu
KARAN: (takes the phone away and gets pad and pen out) note to self kill farah fatgirl. Achaa aur kya karehe ho
SHAHRUKH: Phir mein biwa ke paas jaraha hu
KARAN: uhuh uhuhu( blubbering)
