Jul 14, 2005 11:15 AM
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(Updated Jul 18, 2005 03:35 AM)
Statutory Warning
This warning is for those who are looking out for some serious issues/reviews. Please do not Sue me for killing your precious time in anticipation of a good review. There isn't any review. Just few thoughts. That's it
T I M E P A S S
READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL
And I know I have chosen wrong category as there was no category to fit this one.. this one was the nearest!
PS : These are just the thoughts, no offense!!
The other day when I was going through one of the review on MS about TIME PASS, I was just laughing and laughing after reading that review. It was such a wonderful review on how to kill the time with all the possible activities that you could not imagine(not have tried).
After going through that review, I took a oath that day to write a TIME PASS review(Which would be of absolutely no use to others) whenever I have time or rather I want to kill the time ( Well the faster you do it the better, otherwise Time will kill you!)
So here I am trying my skills at best to write one such time pass review :-)
As the Name of the review suggest, go through some of the CLASSIC DEFINITIONS and COOL MEANINGS
Here we go.............
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ''the minds of either''.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway ''See I am not injured yet.''
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Ability : The power to borrow when the other person doesnt want to lend.
your comments and advises are most welcome..........
Chill out...
Amith
