Yesterday, like any other responsible mother!!!, , , , , , , , , I went to buy uniform, for the coming session of my kids, , , “THE SHOP” is in NIT Faridabad, , I lay strees on tht word coz, tht’s the only shop from where we get the school’s uniform!!!!!!(school has tied up with the guy for a nominal charges of few lakh bucks, , , , , lol), but tht’s not what I want to discuss right now, , (may be later ;).
So after getting the stuff, we decided ( I would say “I”decided) to have a cuppa coffee at café coffee day near NIT. Faridabad, (little tht I know tht my idea of hvn a coffee there would be such a bad & stupid one ).
When we entered the place & saw only two occupied tables, , , (yipppeee !!! I thought we’ll hog on fast & reach home early as riddhima (stayed back home), was with maid.
Thn comes the order taker with his utmost pleasant smile, I ordered for “devil’s own” coffee 99/-, & chiken tikka puff 89/- and bobz (my hubby)ordered for “cheer leader” coffee, , , uff !!yahaan bhi, cheer leaders , , lol, there is this café premier league menu offered very gleefully to us, he also ordered paneer gourmet sandwich56/-.
Start ur stop watches now!!!!!!!!, , , , , ,
Tick tick tick, , , , , and here comes another order taker, making a puppy face and apologizing tht I won’t be able to have the orderd devil’s own coffee, , (what a devil is he!!!!!!!!grrrr).
“Never mind” , said my hubby dear, , I thn ordered a regular coffee (as they did not have the whipped cream!!!,
Tick tick tick, , , , , , here comes tht angel face again, , , “ sir, we don’t have the puff also!!!, , , , ,
Bobz told me to calm down, I asked him" can we have have anything which is chewable and digestable and most importantly AVAILABLE, , , !!", see his daring, , he smiled again and promised to come back in a jiffy with paneer tikka sanwitch, , , , (meanwhile bobz kept his fingers crossed for his lovely, beautiful cheer leader!!!, , , lol & tht gourmet sandwich.
Tick tick tick, , , , , yes sir, , u guessed it right , , , he came again, no cheer leader for bobz, , , & forget about the gourmet whatever!!!, , , , , , , , lol
Can u beat it !!!! a coffee shop running without whipped cream, any nonveg items listed in the menu and only two or three of the vegetarian ones!!!!!!!!
Anywayz, , , , the clock the is still clicking, , , , , , after the herculean’s task of waiting for the food and beverage of “the waiters choice”, what we got is a paneer tikka sandwich(hold ur hearts!!) with white filling, a burger (with a dry pattie inside) !!!!! still no signs of coffee!!!! In café coffee day!!!
Enough is enough, for how long can u chat empty stomach , or watch other people hog(the lucky table no.One got their food!!!) or watch the love birds(table no. two) exchanging their lice!!!!!, , , , , , , , , , , , eeeekkkss!, , , , they were sitting tht wayz ya!!!lolzzzzzzzzz.
Phinally I went to the counter to void the coffee and set the bill, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , arey picture abhi baaki hai merey dost!!!!!, , , , , , , lol.sir was busy settling his books with the bank man & asked me to “WAIT” imagine!! Kitna aur wait??, thn comes the last one he charged us for the coffee which we never had, , , we argued thn he waved off tht from the bill, , , but not from the grand total tht means we still have to pay the taxes levied on those void items!!!!
My request to everyone whose reading this review never ever visit café coffee day, , if u dare!! like me, , , , , , , u’ll be left like a native of the acute famine hit Somalia!!!!, , , , , , , , lol.
