Jan 23, 2006 06:18 AM
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(Updated Jan 23, 2006 06:18 AM)
I swear, this is the True Me !
GOTCHA !
BLUFFMASTER : Starring :
Abhishek Bachchan as the lead actor - Roy Kapoor - The Stylish Bluffmaster
Priyanka Chopra as herself - Hot and Acting - Simmi Ahuja - The Actress
Ritesh Deshmukh The Comic Relief - Aditya Srivastav - The Real Bluffmaster
and Nana Patekar - The Main Attraction of the movie - CHANDRU - MY DIALOUGES are mine.
Directed by Rohan Sippy and Produced by Ramesh Sippy
A pretty cool movie with really Cool Lyrics and song titles - Na bivi na bachha , and the Smashing Hit - Right Here , Right Now - Lyrics - Jackie P
Now all said and done.... a little briefing of the movie.
Its about a stylish and brilliant conman who takes pleasure in duping people, be it financially, socially, technically or emotionally. he knows he is good at it and he makes others realise that too.
Here, Roy is the conman who acts very different from the usual Hero, in the sense that he is all the very best in all he does, he can be a doctor, a cop, a hero, a thief and he can THINK. He keeps saying throughout the movie '' Goli voh log chalate hain... Jo dimag nahi chalate....'' meaning people who hit and yell and fight are those who dont really use their brains. So his prime power is his THOUGHT process. And life is nothing but a GAME for him where he loves and ditches, becomes friends and robs and does it all over and over again.
So the ultimate plot is laid where the world ( Aditya S ) stages a story and his actors are all the other characters who together create the ultimate movie line for BLUFFMASTER and dupe the MAN himself.
Every character has been chosen carefully and it would be right to say that they have performed really well. The comic timing is superb , music and lyrics rock and my favourite character is Nana Patekar in the movie with his TYPICAL style with which he delivers the punch lines with great panache.
How is the whole thing done. Well, in brief..... What ... Briefing Again.....
Roy fools the world and in it cons a producer of the movie whose son Aditya's first shoot gets a big Thumbs Down. meanwhile Simmi finds out that her love Roy is actually not what he pretends or who he tries to be and has duped many like this before and so hooks up with another Dude. Now Aditya who is a conman ( What ) just keep reading will you ! - makes friends with Roy and becomes his student and together they plot to dupe Chandru the Biggest Conman who has duped Aditya's Dad and robbed the poor kid of his LIFE - his Dad. Meanwhile the cops are looking for Roy and Aditya who are in disguise in Chandrus Hotel where Simmi is working . DOnt ask??? Then Roy and Aditya dupe chandru and meanwhile Roy finds out from a doctor that he is going to die soon which becomes his main motivation to help his apprentice Aditya and get a little cosy with Simmi - What - ( where is her dude ). Anyways, in this whole plot Roy teams up with Chandru and in their disguised role kills Aditya and Then Aditya kills Roy , they both are actually duping Chandru You See. Then Chandru takes in custody Simmi and in return for her safety Roy who reveals that he is alive and going to use his money to cure his uncurable last stage disease realises that the biggest thing in LIFE IS love for others and sacrifices himself and his money to Chandru so that no harm is done to his LOVE simmi.
CLIMAX - PHEW!
Chandru exchanges dialouges - Real good ones - '' Mumbai ke asshiq ko thoda sa bhi time mile to ek doosre ke kaan mein phuk marthe rethe hain... '' dont ask.....
and finally pushes Roy down the top floor of a building and Roy keeps falling and as he falls and lands safely on the Gear below he slowly realises that Aditya who was the real producers son ( I Had mentioned at start ) has hired all these other characters including the fake doctor to DUPE ROY and get back his money and movie and REVENGE.
ALL the actors smile. really forgiving CROWD....... and Movie ends with the Rap Song... BLAST ! THE END !
I had fun....
Tell me what you think.
Be Well
TD