Apr 17, 2006 07:31 PM
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(Updated Apr 17, 2006 07:43 PM)
STATUTORY WARNING
“If you are under the age of 18 or faint hearted or bounded by Moral policing and hate the word sex, then this review is not for you and please avoid reading this review. If you still insist on going ahead please take in the right spirit , do leave your comment but if you are moral policing kind stay away even from commenting . “
The title should say it all, when you are talking about Basic Instinct it has to be Sex, Sleaze and of course the “Fuck of the Century…”. The other day, I and Sharon where sharing a table in one of the hottest Hollywood hangout place and we were not discussing about the movie Basic Instinct, we were discussing the actual basic instinct. The lady was dressed in her best, a Red skirt with a sliding cleavage display and of course it was one of those dress, guys want to make love with their females. Now, though the ever charming lady doesn’t even look 48, she looks like just she has come out of a passionate seductive world about to seduce you.
The dress, the looks don’t matter at all when Sharon speaks it is the lady and her charming way of impressing guys with her pin to the point approach. Even though, I was tempted asking her about Basic Instinct – Risk addiction and was about to ask her , she could see that in my eyes that it was more then the Risk Addiction, it was lust. Asyis, “does Lust form as a part of Risk Addiction and don’t you feel being laid so hard that your mind doesn’t think of anything but the lady. For a moment didn’t knew what to say just was amazed at the women’s sixth sense, how did she know that I wanted to know more about the movie and of course had the lust for her in my eyes. That’s Sharon Stone for you all, she can just by her amazing smile and seductive looks and those amazing “one liner’s “ make you go bonkers for her.
She took her cigarette and she knows I hate people who smoke and doesn’t like anyone smoking front of me, but that is Sharon. She just looked at me and said, Asyis, want to try this, a new brand I am sure it would give you more power to imagine me. (I was like who needs a cigarette when you have a beautiful lady just oozing those amazing body on you.. Just like Nick, ignored her and passed that offer.
So Sharon, tell me more about your movie what made you sign the sequeal after such a long time from the first one, she looked at me and said, Asyis don’t you think you have the answer already. Don’t you think, I am looking awesome with a plumped up body more curves and those bs giving a nice look for my viewers. But Sharon, I feel Michael was too good with you, this new guy(David Morrissey) doesn’t even come close. Baby, I like trying different men, and Michael has become too old for me, and this new guy was better too. Sharon, this guy looked too tired for doing anything in fact he looked so bloody tired to make love with the female in one of the scene. Baby, hmm you observed him, pretty sharp I like that. So you like trying new things isn’t it. I was like didn’t know what to answer , hmm ..nothing like that…I mean……(I was blabbering without words) . Its okay baby, I tried new things in this movie, the orgy, the 3some I am sure you might have enjoyed it.
But Sharon, in India I am sure these scenes would never reach the theatre only privileged people who has got internet and can download these uncensored scenes would have the opportunity. But yes, I loved it those were amazing but I have seen these millions on times on so many B-Grade Flick and of course Eyes Wide Shut too. Baby, are you telling me Basic Instinct is a B-grade Porn flick?. Yes, sweetheart I did feel like watching a B-Grade Porn flick except that if they remove you from Basic Instinct the whole movie is still a B-Grade movie. Aah, good to see you progressing baby, you have come to Sweetheart hmm, yeah I am the Soul of the movie apart from me their is sex , the amazing dialogue and the one-liners are amazing. Hold on sweetheart, I feel Basic Instinct – 1 was far far better as far as one-liners are concerned. I agree that, here we didn’t have any room to use those one-liners and anyways people would have found it very predictable. Sharon, I feel in the first part your leg crossing scene was the Scene of the century why didn’t you have anything like that in this movie. Come on baby I think so alteast 3 or more times I did in this movie, probably your censor board must have removed it. I have seen the uncut version too but didn’t see any of those leg crossing, ohh!! I remember you crossing the leg so many times but I guess your camera man was dozing because this time viewers where not that lucky. But, I liked the starting scene famous football star was seducing you with his fingers and you driving the car at more than 130MPH and getting aroused and then you being blamed for killing him. Sweetheart, I like to get seduced in high speed, I guess he should find himself lucky and his fingers luckier.
The new guy didn’t sound good for a Criminal Psychologist he looked so tired and drained out. Didn’t you guys found some other guy to play this role a more flamboyant. Baby, if I had taken someone more flamboyant what would happen to me, and this movie is all about me. Ohh, right I forgot that so finally what happens in the movie. Tell me baby do people really care about the story in the movie, all the guys in the world came in the movie to see me have sex , strip, moan and of course getting the orgasm. So that is what this movie is all about me, Sharon and my ways of having sex.
But Sharon, Catherine the name you carry in the movie has become more famous then you. But baby, that is what I am Catherine and Sharon are both one and the same. I agree with you, I don’t think anyone could have played this role better then you.
But still Sharon, this is a B-grade flick even if this had you in the lead. Baby, who cares as long as I get to cross my leg, smoke some cigarette, have some orgy and shoot those one-liner people are going to come and watch.
Anyways baby enough of questions how about going to my room and discuss this movie and its scene in details. That would be a good idea Sharon.
Now, from the above discussion you guys must have come to know that this movie has nothing new to offer. Don’t waste your time in going to a theatre in India and watching the movie because I am sure it would be censored one. This movie is just another B-Grade porn flick trying to have some A Grade portion of having Sharon Stone in the lead.
you are a net savvy, then there are lot of uncensored version roaming around. Watch the movie only if you are a Die-hard Sharon Stone fan and see the amazing 48year old beauty walk with amazing charm, arrogance and of course seduction.
©Asyis 2006
