Oct 08, 2003 08:54 PM
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(Updated Oct 08, 2003 08:54 PM)
Dude this is supposed to be in jest so don't take it too seriously. After initial presumption that you were bound to take things too seriously I had to mention this. You left me with no choice. Since you started of with the price factor anyone would have been fooled by the thought that you were thinking day and night about your bike and unnecessarily giving it more thoght than was required or justified.
Now that we have settled one thing we'll move forward. I have a confession to make. It's just a simple one, nothing like having made it with the neighbors wife or something even similar.
I hope you find this weird but It's just that I am forced to go to movies with my gal pal even when I am not in a mood to do so. But hey who said relationship is a democracy with voting rights and hung houses or even upper or lower thrown in!!
So there I am cursing my luck, which seems to be on a low note lately and cussing bollywood all the way to prithviraj kapoor to the evil sod who had invented the movie camera. Cutting a long story short am not much of a movie goer. That too with a girl!! Sit tight, watch quietly and incase the movie is big on sentimental crap keep on passing the kleenex. Now that I think of it , I think thats why I am forced to tag along. Maybe I am a very talented kleenex passer. Anyway am more into hooting and shouting whenever sentimental drivel shows up on screen...God does she hates that.
and herein my dear good jolly fellow comes in the thing which is giving you sleepless nights. THE WIND FACTOR The saving grace...just before the movie begins they show the commercial Ads and beleive me when I say that the ad for wind biking is a sure shot winner all the way
The way this super dude whooshes himself on the bike after a quick shower...they show he is still wet and apparently in a hurry to get on the bike so he does not even dry himself properly....kicking off they show the star of the day go through a myraid of images. First a country side then a beautifully strategically placed tar-road which is half covered with bloosoming trees. It's pure caviar..especially the background music. The whole scene is like a poetry in motion.
And then finally the ride finishes of...by this time our 'hero' is totally ready to brain-storm in a take-over-merger-conglomerate meeting which I guess he would be presiding over. (they actually don't show it though.)
All this after having comfortably tucked inside the floating shirt tail (which was looking damn immpresive when he was doing over 90 miles an hr.) and over-aweing a power-dressed babe. Here comes the icing on the cake. While striding comfortably to his office he crosses a babe who looks back <how can she not look back!!>and see's the flat posterior of our dude-of the-day who had been, needless to add had been sitting way to long on the bike..
The parting shot shows the cute girl giving a 'BOys will be Boys'' look to our man, and by this I mean a real hungry look.
Boy do I get salivating by the end, u bet. I think the bike is ultra cool. Go for it chum....am all for it.