You still have a car !

Dear MSians,,, I recived a interesting mail ,I would like to share

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"

Dear friends, I would like to share few interesting quotes on marriage,I hope you too would find it very interesting.

Marriage quotes:

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland

My Dear Friend Tanna.....

A true friendship unexpectedly and innocently found online,Who would have ever known that we would find this.Sharing thoughts and life experiences learned through time,It was then discovered that this true friendship was a welcomed wish.

Dear Tanna I am dedicating these beautiful line to ....U



TANNA..... My Friend or An Angel .....

You're so special, so loving, you mean so much to me

An angel from heaven, hmmm that can't possibly be

How could I describe you, it takes such great ease,

Your aura, your nature, it's like a fresh breeze,

The love of your heart is so good to be true,

You don't know how lucky I feel to have a friend like you!

With Regards...

Mazhar Nawaz

TRUE FRIENDSHIP ....

Choose friends wisely, the portrait they paint
Is who you are and who you ain't.
Friendship is life's great support
When friends are of the right sort.
For all your dreams do they make room,
Or bring you down with doom and gloom?
You will know a friendship is true
When it brings out the best in you.

By : David Leonhardt


A true friendship should:
Encourage you to live your dream.
Support you toward your goals.
Sympathize for your losses and help you find a silver lining.
Build your self-esteem.

If happiness and life-satisfaction are your goals, your friends should be chosen on the basis of how well they can accomplish those four goals.
It's true. You can tell a person by the company they keep. Our friendships not only tell a lot about who we are -- they make us who we are.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Just Sing For Me
Will you sing for me?
I want to hear your voice
People say it is very free
No, I give you no choice.

Do you remember me at all?
Your words recall days gone by
Well, you don’t know my call
Can you hum my name, oh try?

I hold my head high waiting
You go back home misgiving
Crying, not singing, but praying
How I want to reach out and give.

You return to barren streets
I wish to go there with you
The music plays with no weep
My love for you is very true.

Why can you not understand?
Time doesn’t stand still today
Will you play freely in band?
The keys flow right this way.

Goodbye my friend evermore
I will no longer utter for you
The words are no longer more
Live long and be with the few.

Dear Friends On 27th july my son Athar is completing one year.These lines Iam dedicating to my life & Happiness ....Athar.



I Dont Allways Tell You :

I don't allways tell you
How you fill my heart with cheer
And how happy I am
Whenever you are near

I don't allways tell you
That the love you give
Brightens every day
That I live

I don't allways tell you
What's in my heart
That you are the most
Important part

I don't allways thank you
For the many things you do
Or tell you how much
I really love you

Happy Birthday

Loving Yourself :

You can't give someone something that you don't possess. Therefore, you can't give someone something that you haven't first given to yourself,

It's impossible to give love to another person without loving yourself first. Without an authentic personal experience of love to draw from, you can only share a vague idea of what love is.

SMS UPDATE # 07

By: Kraa.
Question- What is the difference between girlfriend and wife?
Answer-Girlfriend is a prepaid tension and Wife is postpaid tension.So landline is better [Neighbour Girl].

By: Vonamour

Definition of a BOSS:
’’Boss is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month’’.

PAULOSE POSTS

a divorce case comes for hearing. the case is filed by the woman. the judge asks the man what he has to say, he replies ’’your honour, i am harmless person, i dont do anything’’.. the woman intervenes ’’your honour, thats exactly my grouse, he doesnt do anything’’ !!

CHEEK’S CONTRIBUTION

Advice of Doctor- ’’Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it and get a new one every three months.’’

FENIL S FUNNY BONES

A girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks.
But marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
So luv ur studies, not girls.
By BFCC (BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE)!!!

PRATIMA GANESH WARNS

Early to bed and early to rise makes your girlfriend go out with other guys.

VIJAY BHARAT

Why was Phillip’s girlfriend annoyed?

Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV

VONAMOUR FUNDA

Definition of a BOSS:
’’Boss is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month’’.

JAVED AHMED ADVICES

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit,
& u’ll always be SMILING!

BHUPESHRAI ‘S CLASSIC

One person asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.
Girl - Ek to inki “in come” our doosra inke “din come”….

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Plants Have Souls :

Plants are intelligent forms of life who are capable of intention, preference, and a will to survive, thrive and interact. Scientific research indicates that plants communicate with insects, animals, human beings and other plants in order to keep themselves alive and safe. Evidence also reveals that plants are telling us how to achieve health and wholeness for humanity and the earth herself.

Plants Are Just Like People:

In research which spans more than 100 years, scientists have been documenting botanical adaptability and the amazing similarities that plants have with animals and people. Studies indicate that what metaphysicians, psychics, shaman, tribal people and sensitives worldwide have been saying about the plant kingdom for millennia is true: plants are intelligent beings who can communicate with us, and, we can communicate with them.

Smart Strategies for Survival:

In the book, "The Secret Life of Plants," authors Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird describe how plants "talk to" people and what plants "talk" about. Staying alive and safe tops the list.

To protect themselves, plants have developed highly adaptive and strategic ways for living. According to the authors, "Plants seem to know which ants will steal their nectar, closing when these ants are about, opening only when there is enough dew on their stems to keep the ants from climbing.

The more sophisticated acacia plant actually enlists the protective services of certain ants which it rewards with nectar in return for the ants' protection against other insects and herbivorous mammals," thus serving the same function as friends and allies do in the animal and human realms. Some vegetation develop a bitter taste, some ooze gummy secretions, while others grow thorns to defend themselves.

Plants respond not only to insects and animals but to human emotion and intention. Plants can distinguish between people who feel kindly towards them and people who don't, and our green friends cooperate with people they like. In one experiment a new scientist came to study some test plants. Surprisingly, these test plants which previously had been very responsive, were completely non-responsive during the new scientist's tests.

When The Trees Sing !

It doesn't really matter

If you know the song,

Or if you know the words,

Or even if you know the tune.

What really matters is knowing

That the trees are singing at all.

— Mattie Stepanek

Many people experience peace, inspiration and renewal from just "being with" a tree. Can a tree actually inspire people and bestow healing qualities to them?

Yes! According to fact and folklore, history and modern science, our leafy friends also serve as teachers, healers, way-showers and even spirit menders.

Folklore is rich with the magical properties of trees. The Spirit of Trees, an educational organization, tells us that, "In many tales, a tree serves as teacher or guardian of the truth. Trees appear in dreams. They sing and talk. They offer consolation and convey special powers. Characters who sit under a tree or climb up into a tree are suddenly inspired to set out on a journey or receive a decisive insight."

History discloses that while sitting under a Bodhi tree, Buddha received enlightenment that helped raise the consciousness of millions of people. Could the tree have played a part in the spiritual awakening of Buddha?

According to sacred texts, trees were believed to possess the attributes of divine power and intelligence. Due to people's reverence for trees, highly illumined philosophers and priests possessing these divine qualities were often referred to as "trees" or "tree men.