There's a Psycho in You !
No I aint joking. I mean it !
Welcome to the enchanting world of Psychos. Dispelling the myths about Psychos, renowned homeopathist, Dr D Rao in his seminal Work "The Complete Psycho" opines that "Everyone in the world is Psycho, but there is no place for so many people in the asylum, so most of us are outside."
Now coming to the obvious question - How do you tell a Psycho when you see one ?Contrary to popular conception, psychosomatic symptoms are often not easily identified with naked eye. So does that mean Psychos are impossible to tell ? Thankfully No; there is a way out. Although there is no foolproof definition of what exactly constitutes a Psycho, there is a very useful thumbrule. And it goes like this -
What I do is Normal; what you do is Psycho !!
In his book "The Complete Psycho", Dr Rao has classified Psychos broadly into three categories:-
The Harmless (Vegetarian) Psycho - is someone who is primarily psycho about inanimate objects/ideas, pursuit of which isnt harmful to mankind eg., someone obsessed with RODs/FBs will write funny stuff to earn ROD/FB but would shy away from causing injury to others.
The Risky (Vegan) Psycho - is a Psycho who is essentially a monomaniacal Psycho. He can be pretty dangerous when pursuing his object but is otherwise harmless generally., eg, a tharki Psycho who stalks women but otherwise behaves normally with people who dont have attractive profile pics.
The Harmful (Non Vegetarian) Psycho - this is the most 'potent' form. It can be found anywhere - in railways stations, shopping malls, housing societies, airports.....even on MS. He is an omnivore who stalks both men and women, always lurking in the background. Scary, isnt it ?? He is characterised by an insatiable urge to "make his presence felt".
Dr Rao who has had wide experience with Psychos of all shapes and sizes, is of the opinion that treating Psychos is an impossible task. Reason is very simple. Every Psycho is unique in his own way.So a common vaccine wont work. Also according to the homeopathic principles of "Like cures Like", the Non-Veg psycho might need help from another potent Psycho who can match his intensity. This is often hard to find.
Besides, Har ek Psycho zaroori hota hai ! Psychos are God's gift to mankind and need to be handled with a lot of care. Being an accomplished Psycho requires a lot of hard word. Aspirants have to diligently "keep up at it". But with hours of dedicated effort, able guidance and the right training, all of us can aspire to become good Psychos, though everyone may not necessarily make it to the Omnivore grade.
Do I sound like a Psycho ?Cant help.
I'm desperately trying to be make it large in the world of Psychos.....
