*What do you call a pickle that goes sour? Bhrasht-achaar!
OUCH! OUCH!*
As somebody said today: “Koi aur scams bache hain kya?” The reference was to the irrigation scam. I said: “Wait the best is yet to come!”
Ouch! I got a glare so hard it hurt. It really did. On second thoughts, we should look at the whole scam-sham thing in a positive light. Instead of getting distraught about the entire thingies, we should innovate. Let the opposition, instead of staging walk-outs create awards – Best Scam of the Year, Best Scam of the Decade, Best Scamster of the Year etc. The opposition can be sure that when they get into power next, the awards will be given to them with this government sitting in opposition then.
Ouch!
Let’s dramatize this situation. A man calls in the Prime Minister. His call is taken by his PA.
Man: Mujhe Pradhan mantri Manmohan Singh se baat karni hai
PA: Vo parliament gaye hain, vahan par bhains chal rahi hai
Man: Parliament mein gaaye bhains kab se bandhne lageen?
PA: Oho! Gaaye bhains vaali bhain nahin, bhains vaali bhains
Man: Achcha! Aur kis baat pe behans chal rahi hai?
PA: Bhrashtachar pe
Man: Aur vo khatm kab hogi
PA (laughs loudly): Majaak kartey ho tusi. Bhrashtachar kabhi khatm hua hai kya jo uspe chalti hui behans khatm ho jaayegi
OUCH!
