15 years Ago A program was..... a television show;An application was.... for employment ;Windows were..... something you hated to clean ;A keyboard was.... a piano ;Memory was.... something you lost with age ;A CD was... a bank account ; And if you had a 3 " floppy you hoped no one found out If you unzipped in public you went to jail Compress was something you did to garbage A hard drive was a long trip on the road Log on was adding wood to a fire ;A mouse pad was where a mouse lived ; Cut you did with scissors ;Paste you did with glue ;A web was a spider's home ; And a virus was the flu! TIMES SURE HAVE CHANGED! Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents.Maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
