Protagonist of this narration is Mr. Pandu.
Oh yeah, I could see someone laughing, drooling, rolling ….. Kya re???? Is it an obnoxious proper noun? I thought, it was a King’s name mentioned in an Indian Epic and you should pay your obeisance! But you opt to snicker. To hell with this world…… let me hide behind woods! Do I have an option? Let me vanish into thin air and re incarnate as someone else, somewhere, somehow …….
Space, Infinity, asterisk, comma, full stop, fool stop …. YEAHHHHHHHH….. Virtual Wold......
English is a phoren language but do I have an option? Let me feign as a scholarly gentleman! And, henceforth my name is “aqupiarmahletopithuchek”. Sounding great and will guarantee instant recognition.
“Pandu” a.k.a “aqupiarmahletopithuchek “ is a scholar who is having thorough knowledge of electronic gadgets, automobiles, movies, music, philosophy, sports, martial arts, psychological and physiological impact of information technology and what not? His factory produced minimum 5 diary posts and 8 reviews per day. When he was running out of stock, with some pain he decided to ensure his presence through sms reviews. Want a few samples? Here it goes –
“Bluestar Air Conditioners are the best in the world. I recommend it for the soldiers who are having a tough time at Siachen Glaciers”
“Basanti Mosquito coils are the best in Gorakhpur. Capable of killing mosquitoes of Nepal ”
What ever it be, you have tolls of "wahh wahhh, kya baat hai, superb, fantabulous" (You scratch my back and I guarantee a double scratch)
MS land was revolving around Pandu. Finally, during that doomsday the foreseeable catastrophe happened.
“Oye, Sala mein to Star Bangayaaaaaa” Yeaaaahooooo, kakkad, pakkad, bham bham bole …."
It’s time to renounce worldly pleasure and seek for renaissance. Now that, Pandu is supposed to groom next generation. Of course, he got the birth right to suggest “How this website should function”. Well, there could be a CEO and a couple of others but what this place could have been without Pandu? So, everyone please listen…. Listen to Pandu or be prepared to perish. Pandu is having an opinion on anything and everything! Taliyaaan!
Circus is back in town…… we have lots of tight rope walkers, trapeze artists but all devoid of ring master. The day when Pandu goes overboard, you have someone called “elixir of life” whose is assigned to ensure cameo appearance, "Drama is my portfolio, how dare you tresspassed?. Go and read my posts which I have posted before 200 years"
There is someone who is programmed to send automatic appreciation to everyone who got the recognition of Raja / Rani of the day.
Finally, there are a few who opt to watch the show on the bay.
Everyone is acting their role in a pre programmed fashion. Kitne pandu aye, aur kitne gaye …… And the virtual land is thriving!
Farsighted Film Maker Stanley Kubrick depicted it beautifully in his epic moive”2001 A Space Odyssey”. Just watch the climax of the movie …….. Till then : )
